阿猪SAID

我提前5分钟去，我直接走上讲台，大家好，我是今天的代班老师，我叫吴盐竹，经过我仔细分析后得出了一条重要理论：这课没法上了，我通过忽悠校长，忽悠年轻时候搓麻绳，现在搓麻将的干部，他们一致通过，制定改革措施，那就是以后上课爱来不来，最好别来，而且从今往后，不用考试，直接发成绩单，同学们的成绩均在优秀附近徘徊，大家最期望的证书也会在毕业时候发给各位，好，下面放学。同学们说：“谢谢吴盐竹老师说出了我们的心声。”

10 years ago and later...

Parents

• 10 years ago, we were children of our parents;
• 10 years later, we become parents of our children.
• 10 years ago, I had a home full of joys and affection ;
• 10 years later, I feel warmth of family then and not till then.
• 10 years ago, I yearned for leaving far away from home,
• 10 years later, I am longing to return my drifting heart home.
• 10 years ago, I shouted and thunder at my parents;
• 10 years later, I wish my parents scold me again even in my dream.

Love

• 10 years ago, you were my desk mate,
• 10 years later, you become the wife of the other guy.
• 10 years ago, I sang My Desk mate for you,
• 10 years later, I am thinking of you my dear desk mate.
• 10 years ago, the only problem we faced was exam,
• 10 years later, we have to face all except for exam.
• 10 years ago, I remembered your sweet smile at me at your downstairs;
• 10 years later, I unwittingly saw you nagging at your child with a stony face at your downstairs.
• 10 years ago, I yearned for marriage at every moment;
• 10 years later, I am longing to fall in love one more time.
• 10 years ago, we felt shy when talking about love;
• 10 years later, awkward only can be seen on our face when talking about love.
• 10 years ago, I yearned for love but didn’t know what true love was;
• 10 years later, I have know what love is but can never own love.
• 10 years ago, I like girls with nice appearances;
• 10 years later, I have an ugly wife at home.
• 10 years ago, I fell in love first time;
• 10 years later, I am divorced for the first time.

Work

• 10 years ago, I looked about public telephone just for a call;
• 10 years later, I have mobile phone but still rushing all around.
• 10 years ago, I aimed to earn 1000 yuan a month;
• 10 years later, I earn 6000 yuan a month but still unhappy.
• 10 years ago. I was mostly scared of criticism;
• 10 years later, it’s hard to win criticism.
• 10 years ago, 200 yuan was enough for me to live a month;
• 10 years later, it costs me 2000 yuan for one meal.
• 10 years ago, we were in school uniforms, brilliant sunshine naturally overflowing from austerity;
• 10 years later, we are in name brand clothes, a touch of somber mood arising from this kind of illusive luxury.
• 10 years ago, we went to class unkemptly with sweat stains on face;
• 10 years later, we must dress in neat and with smile for work.
• 10 years ago, I rabidly abominated corruption;
• 10 years later, I belong to the ranks of corruption;

Belief

• 10 years ago, I thought that I were a sky-reaching tree;
• 10 years later, I realize that I am nothing more than a tiny grass.
• 10 years ago, time was the only thing I can waste;
• 10 years later, I can waste anything except for time.
• 10 years ago, youth was unrepentant to us;
• 10 years later, youth is far away from us.
• 10 years ago, we felt proud that we can play with life;
• 10 years later, we are trapped in the game of life.

Life

• 10 years ago, I rode to home whistling brightly;
• 10 years later, I drive on road bounding for social intercourse answering phones in succession.
• 10 years ago, I dreamed of staying in a five star hotel;
• 10 years later, I am longing to return home even if living in a five star hotel.
• 10 years ago, I yearned for traveling by air once;
• 10 years later, I am afraid of taking plane most.
• 10 years ago, I hoped that I was the boy sitting opposite the girl when I passed by the window of coffee shop after playing football;
• 10 years later, I hope I am that boy who passes by the window of the coffee shop just now after playing football.
• 10 years ago, native dishes are tasteless to me;
• 10 years later, I have no taste for all foods except for native dishes.
• 10 years ago, I was the main force of volleyball team due to my healthy waist;
• 10 years later, I am diagnosed as kidney basin protrusion
• 10 years ago, I was forced to sit at the desk and attend a lecture care- fully by parents and teacher;
• 10 years later, I want to attend a lecture again but can not find a desk.
• 10 years ago, I despised of drunkard in front of restaurant gate and sworn not drinking alcoholic all my life;
• 10 years later, I become that drunkard.
• 10 years ago, I dreamed of driving my own car some day and no longer walking on foot;
• 10 years later, I prefer walking on foot to driving self-owned car.
• 10 years ago, I felt blushed when touching a girl;
• 10 years later, I am accused of sexual harassment.
• 10 years ago, I did not know what streetwalker means;
• 10 years later, I can only unburden myself to a call girl.
• 10 years ago, I hoped to grow up and be mature;
• 10 years later, I go to beauty salon fancying for perennial youth.
• 10 years ago, I craved for eating meat with every meal;
• 10 years later, I crave for vegetables with every meal.

生活大爆炸

除了好看就是好看～好看好看好看好看！！！

多么美好啊～

不知道是不是感觉年龄的增长速度有点快，说白了就是：感觉自己老了？还是怎么了。原来只穿黑色或者蓝色灰色的我，现在居然也开始了彩虹般不靠谱的打扮了。

颜色描述：柠檬黄的帽子；黄黑条的毛衣；正红色小包；桃粉色的小鞋；紫色的帽衫。

颜色多好啊～苆成一窝蜂～OHYEAH～

人生在于完整

Once a circle missed a wedge. the circle wanted to be whole, so it went around looking for its missing piece. but because it was incomplete and therefore could roll only very slowly, it admired the flowers along the way. it chatted with worms. it enjoyed the sunshine. it found lots of different pieces, but none of them fit. so it left them all by the side of the road and kept on searching. then one day the circle found a piece that fit perfectly. it was so happy. now it could be whole, with nothing missing. it incorporated the missing piece into itself and began to roll. now that it was a perfect circle, it could roll very fast, too fast to notice the flowers of talking to the worms. when it realized how different the world seemed when it rolled so quickly, it stopped, left its found piece by the side of the road and rolled slowly away.

The lesson of the story, i suggested, was that in some strange sense we are more whole when we are missing something. the man who has everything is in some ways a poor man. he will never know what if feels like to yearn, to hope, to nourish his soul with the dream of something better. he will never know the experience of having someone who loves him give him something he has always wanted or never had.

There is a wholeness about the person who has come to terms with his limitations, who has been brave enough to let go of his unrealistic dreams and not feel like a failure for doing so. there is a wholeness about the man or woman who has learned that he or she is strong enough to go through a tragedy and survive, she can lose someone and still feel like a complete person.

Life is not a trap set for us by god so that he can condemn us for failing. life is not a spelling bee, where no matter how many words you’ve gotten right, you’re disqualified if you make one mistake. life is more like a baseball season, where even the best team loses one-third of its games and even the worst team has its days of brilliance. our goal is to win more games than we lose.

When we accept that imperfection is part of being human, and when we can continue rolling through life and appreciate it, we will have achieved a wholeness that others can only aspire to. that, i believe, is what god asks of us---not “be perfect”, not “don’t even make a mistake”, but “be whole.”

If we are brave enough to love, strong enough to forgive, generous enough to rejoice in another ‘s happiness, and wise enough to know there is enough love to go around for us all, then we can achieve a fulfillment that no other living creature will ever know.

【中文译文】:

从前有一只圆圈缺了一块楔子。圆圈想保持完整，便四处寻找失去的那块楔子。由于它不完整，所以只能滚动很慢。一路上，它对花儿露出羡慕之色。它与蠕虫谈天侃地。它还欣赏到了阳光之美。圆圈找到了许许多多不同的配件，但是没有一件能完美地与它相配。所以，它将它们统统弃置路旁，继续寻觅。终于有一天，它找到了一个完美的配件。圆圈是那样地高兴，现在它可以说是完美无缺了。它装好配件，然后滚动起来。既然它已成了一个完整的圆圈，所以滚动得非常快，快得以至于无暇观赏花儿，也无暇与蠕虫倾诉心声。圆圈快奔急骋，发现眼中的世界变得如此不同，于是，它不禁停了下来，将找到的那个配件留在路旁，又开始了慢慢地滚动。


我觉得这个故事告诉我们，从某种奇妙意义上讲，当我们失去了一些东西时反而感到更加完整。一个拥有一切的人其实在某些方面是个穷人。他永远也体会不到什么是渴望、期待以及对美好梦想的感悟。他也永远不会有这样一种体验：一个爱他的人送给他某种他梦寐以求的或者从未拥有过的东西意味什么。

人生的完整性在于一个人知道如何面对他的缺陷，如何勇敢地摒弃那些不现实的幻想而又不以此为缺憾。人生的完整性还在于一个男人或女人懂得这样一个道理：他（她）发现自己能勇敢面对人生悲剧而继续生存，能够在失去亲人后依然表现出一个完整的人的风范。

人生不是上帝为谴责我们的缺陷而给我们布下的陷阱。人生也不是一场拼字游戏比赛。不管你拼出多少单词，一旦出现了一个错误，你便前功尽弃。人生更像是一个棒球赛季。即使最好的球队比赛也会输掉1/3，而最差的球队也有春风得意的日子。我们的目标就是多赢球，少输球。

我们接受了不完整性是人类本性的一部分，我们不断地进行人生滚动并能意识到其价值，我们就会完整人生的过程。而对于别人来讲，这只能是一个梦想。我相信这就是上帝对我们的要求：不求“完美”，也不求“永不犯错误”，而是求得人生的“完整”。

如果我们勇敢得能够去爱，坚强得能够去宽容，大度得能够去分享他人的幸福，明智得能够理解身边充满爱，那么我们就能取得别的生物所不能取得的成就。

本文转贴自：这里

我的夜生活

直接奔主题。

昨天梦到自己不知道在某时某地doing着什么，总之感觉嘴里有根头发，然后就试图把头发从嘴里择出来，可是越择越多，越择越长，一根变成了一小撮，怎么拽也拽不完。然后我不知道从哪搞到一把剪刀，幸事旦旦的喀嚓一剪子，就把那撮巨长无比的头发剪断了。头发根部还零星的剪下了嗓子眼里的一些皮肉。给我恶心的，一下子就醒了。恢复知觉之后，立刻感到嗓子眼疼。昨晚不会是真的傻乐吧唧的拿剪刀剪嗓子眼玩来的吧？赶快下床，直奔饮水机... ...

偶然

摘一首酸诗 送给那些曾经如烟火般绚丽的爱情和人们

徐志摩 偶然

我是天空里的一片云
偶尔投影在你的波心
你不必讶异， 更无须欢喜
在转瞬间消灭了踪影


你我相逢在黑夜的海上
你有你的， 我有我的， 方向
你记得也好， 最好你忘掉
在这交会时互放的光亮

梦里穿墙知多少

我又做梦了。有点无奈。一场接着一场。奇形怪状，内容各异，疏落神经，疲惫身躯。只感叹我那可怜的睡眠啊，也就短短的黄金几个小时，我却一直在历险。

昨天梦到自己穿墙。这回把老妈也一起梦到了。梦里，妈妈告诉我，只要把全身都弄湿了我就可以穿墙了，然后妈妈还给我演示了几次，果然很神奇。说时急，那时快，没等我回过神，全身就已经湿乎乎的了，当我鼓足勇气，冒着有可能法力失效被撞头的结果，一股脑奔向旁边那面墙的那一刻，我就醒了。

有点失望，终究还是没看到结果。

今早拿着浴巾去洗澡的时候，一边洗头一边琢磨着：要不，我现在穿一次？

一只吃素的猫

昨天做了一个梦。一只毛哄哄的白色小猫，与我的脚大小一般。无辜的小眼神凝视着我，却还算讨人喜欢。晃晃悠悠的移动到我的脚底，我看了看，也没在意，径自睡去，怎知这猫一口咬住我的脚趾，虽不痛不痒，但我却本能的想甩开它，却怎么也甩不掉，甩着甩着，就给我甩醒了... ...睁眼的一霎那，见我的脚还在甩着。妈妈今早告诉我，昨天我又说梦话了，嘴里还是念念有词的说着那些根本听不懂的语言。

脑袋里想着这事，不知道怎的，思维一个倒转，又琢磨起我吃素这事上来了，继而又想到这只猫，也许这猫下次再出现在我梦里的时候，会是这样一番情景：一只毛哄哄的白色小猫，与我的脚大小一般。无辜的小眼神凝视着我，却还算讨人喜欢。晃晃悠悠的移动到我的脚底，我看了看，也没在意，径自睡去，怎知这猫一口咬住我的脚趾，没等我反映过来，想要甩开它的时候，它却嘟囔一句：妈的，我忘了我吃素了。